"I think i'm Lost!?"

How can you get lost in your own hometown? well apparently you can . . . here are the ways. .

1. you've only been to the place like one time
2. that one time was like 1am
3. and you're high almost to the point of no return. but can still drive. haha
4. the only directions that sticks inside your brain database is "after the roundabout, turn left, then turn right, then straight on, then turn left again, then turn right"

ok . . . that's left, right, left, right . . . like in the army only this?!! Luckily that night while trying to refresh my memory of the place i manage to drag eva along as my co-pilot. all we need to find was Dah Yeh Villa . . . (later found out it was Dah Yeh Court) fine . . . follow the left, right, left, right up to the dot. ha ha the only problem is, there's so many turnings in that freakin area, i think i did several left, right, left, right turns until i was pretty sure that i was completely lost, the good thing about the damai area is that there's no dead end . . . well i manage to find one lah, but in the end you'll end up to the point of origin, if not overshoot by a junction, in which case i did. hahaha luckily got very good co-pilot who has a sense of directions even tho cannot differentiate a crane light and a car light. hehehe after like two rounds of going in circles with the left, right, left, right and did a "who in the right mind would do a three point turn" up a slopping hill . . .

me: maybe we should try the 2nd juction after the roundabout then we do the marching direction again.
eva: ya come on just try lah we can always come back to the point of origin
me: ok lets go . . . *after 2 minutes* . . . choi!!! there got sign says Dah Yeh . . . opps . . .
eva: it says Dah Yeh court lah not Dah Yeh Villa.
*phone rings*
ruth: are you home already?? you still wanna go out or not??
me: er . . . i'm still lost in Damai.
ruth: hahahahahaha what do you mean you're lost????
me: i'm lost lah, STOP talking to me, you making me more lost!!!!
ruth: bla bla bla (data doesn't register into brain . . . brain corrupted cause eyes focusing on road signs goin to Dah Yeh Court)
me: ok *hang up* hey we found the place, this is it.
eva: its Dah Yeh Court NOT Dah Yeh Villa lah
me: ya he he i know that now but this is the place haha now i can send you home. hahaha

so the moral of the story is . . .

1. never try to find a house/villa/court alone, always have a good co-pilot.
2. no need to answer phone when it rings while trying to follow road signs. data will be corrupted . . . and . . .
3. always ask for better direction/map than left, right, left, right (the marching directions)